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Super Bowl- Lez style.
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Epic weekend.
We went home.
First of all, my moms house is completely finished, SOOOOOO nice!!!! Glad it's done and she can relax. Picture will be on Facebook.
Now, for the actual Super Bowl. I was going for the Packers, naturally. I personally think the Steelers... well didn't deserve it. We went to my dads though, where all of us but one was for the Packers. My dad, me, Brittney and Chelsea were the smart ones. Poor Hayley. Never stood a chance!
We get there and were all making snacks and eating and such, when I dropped the ENTIRE bowl of guacamole on the floor... awesome! So we gotta go get more. But instead of telling Brittney the truth, out of no where I decide to tell her that Chelsea cut her finger really bad so we needed to go to the emergency room... bahahaha. So Chelsea and Hayley go along with it. We all pile into the car and head into town, with Chelsea's finger wrapped up... with a Taco Bell bag. With Brittney worried about Chelsea's finger, we stopped at Dillons to get the guacamole. That is when Brittney got all confused. Nonetheless she agreed to go in with us, there is where she learned that Chelsea wasn't injured. Then I go a nice "whack" on the head in front of the awkward cashier. Beautiful.
Anyways, Super Bowl over- Huzzah for the Packers!
Around 10:30 that night we head to my friend Michelle's. Bitch is CRAZY! We start with some liquid encouragement... Dr. Pepper and amaretto. Mmmmmm.
Anyways, night goes on, Michelle is... farting ALLLLL night hahahha, sorry but it's true. Which made it funny, but she was acting a fool anyhow :) Love you Michelle. Seriously though, she a. Spelled gum with a "c"... "cum" and laugh hysterically at the characters one Super Mario Bros. heres the vid of Mario:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw37obNRjiw
I realize that has a remix but she kept laughing HYSTERICALLY at the "big bodies....with....little heads...ahahahaha"
Funny as shit.
But awkwardly talking about someones sex life, the "gum/cum" talk came up. Don't like the taste of "gum", it's ok. Hahaha I love my friends!!!
Anyways, we're dirty people! But you know, if you can't be a little bit of a pervert eventually, you're prude! It's true. You don't have to have sex, but we all talk about dirty things! It's human. It's normal. We all get curious. But anyways, we talked about the fact that a friend that... doesn't like the taste. Hahahaha. Love it.
Life is random, life comes at you fast. Do whatever it is. Live in the moment. Don't think too much, be you. Never let a chance pass you by, never know when it might be your last. I know... cliche. But come on, get with it... Do it. Be you. Do what you do. Be dirty. Be clean. Love your friends, love anything with everything.
Ahhhh. The life of a lesbian.
No Lessons. Just be you.
Shalom in the Home.
We went home.
First of all, my moms house is completely finished, SOOOOOO nice!!!! Glad it's done and she can relax. Picture will be on Facebook.
Now, for the actual Super Bowl. I was going for the Packers, naturally. I personally think the Steelers... well didn't deserve it. We went to my dads though, where all of us but one was for the Packers. My dad, me, Brittney and Chelsea were the smart ones. Poor Hayley. Never stood a chance!
We get there and were all making snacks and eating and such, when I dropped the ENTIRE bowl of guacamole on the floor... awesome! So we gotta go get more. But instead of telling Brittney the truth, out of no where I decide to tell her that Chelsea cut her finger really bad so we needed to go to the emergency room... bahahaha. So Chelsea and Hayley go along with it. We all pile into the car and head into town, with Chelsea's finger wrapped up... with a Taco Bell bag. With Brittney worried about Chelsea's finger, we stopped at Dillons to get the guacamole. That is when Brittney got all confused. Nonetheless she agreed to go in with us, there is where she learned that Chelsea wasn't injured. Then I go a nice "whack" on the head in front of the awkward cashier. Beautiful.
Anyways, Super Bowl over- Huzzah for the Packers!
Around 10:30 that night we head to my friend Michelle's. Bitch is CRAZY! We start with some liquid encouragement... Dr. Pepper and amaretto. Mmmmmm.
Anyways, night goes on, Michelle is... farting ALLLLL night hahahha, sorry but it's true. Which made it funny, but she was acting a fool anyhow :) Love you Michelle. Seriously though, she a. Spelled gum with a "c"... "cum" and laugh hysterically at the characters one Super Mario Bros. heres the vid of Mario:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw37obNRjiw
I realize that has a remix but she kept laughing HYSTERICALLY at the "big bodies....with....little heads...ahahahaha"
Funny as shit.
But awkwardly talking about someones sex life, the "gum/cum" talk came up. Don't like the taste of "gum", it's ok. Hahaha I love my friends!!!
Anyways, we're dirty people! But you know, if you can't be a little bit of a pervert eventually, you're prude! It's true. You don't have to have sex, but we all talk about dirty things! It's human. It's normal. We all get curious. But anyways, we talked about the fact that a friend that... doesn't like the taste. Hahahaha. Love it.
Life is random, life comes at you fast. Do whatever it is. Live in the moment. Don't think too much, be you. Never let a chance pass you by, never know when it might be your last. I know... cliche. But come on, get with it... Do it. Be you. Do what you do. Be dirty. Be clean. Love your friends, love anything with everything.
Ahhhh. The life of a lesbian.
No Lessons. Just be you.
Shalom in the Home.
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